Days like these, laughter can be hard to come by.
If you’re looking to get your lighthearted giggle fix, don’t worry here comes the list of
They’re great for Men and women alike!
So, Read them, enjoy them, share them with friends, and if you have some of your own, send them our way!
50+ Funny ‘What do you call a Man’ Jokes
What do you call a man at the bottom of a big hole? Doug!
What do you call a man at the bottom of a smaller hole? Douglas!
What do you call a man standing where a hole used to be? Phillip!
What do you call a man with no money at all? Nicholas!
What do you call a muscular man with a lot of money? Richard!
What do you call a man who is standing on a tree branch? Lief!
What do you call a man the middle of the ocean? Bob!
What do you call a man who runs a convenience store? Marty!
What do you call a man who is jumping over a canyon? Darin!
What do you call a man who is collecting money? Bill!
What do you call a man showing you where to hammer? Bashir!
What do you call a man with a giant beard? Harry!
What do you call a man who travels all the time? Oliver!
What do you call a man in a pot of boiling water? Stu!
What do you call a young man? Arnold!
What do you call a man who is stealing from you? Rob!
What do you call a man who was just playing reggae music? Benjamin!
What do you call a man who is lying on a coffin? Paul!
What do you call a man who wants to be painted? Mark!
What do you call a man who wants all his friends to be painted? Marcus!
What do you call a man who is spinning in a circle? Eddie
What do you call a man who is lifting up a car? Jack!
What do you call a man who is recording your voice? Mike!
What do you call a man who is recording everyone’s voices? Michael!
What do you call a man who is ripping up paper? Terry
What do you call a man you know you should go to but never actually do? Jim!
What do you call a man being hit with drumsticks? Tom!
What do you call a man who is making you sad? Milo!
What do you call a man whose singing is awful? Tony!
What do you call a man who has been cut with a tiny sword fight? Nick!
What do you call a man who is giving you a dead person’s money? Will
What do you call a man who missed the bus? Chase!
What do you call the man who has got the most? Max!
What do you call a man who is not quite hot? Luke!
What do you call a man who is always helpful? Andy!
What do you call a man you can walk all over? Matt!
What do you call a man who is holding up a tent? Rod!
What do you call a man who always wants to explore? Seymour!
What do you call a man walking over dry leaves? Russel!
What do you call a man being thrown off a roof? Chuck!
What do you call the man who catches him? Hans!
What do you call a man who is great with computers? Cody!
What do you call a man who is tricking you? Connor!
What do you call a man putting on his robe? Don!
What do you call a man who cannot lose? Victor!
What do you call a man who can’t sit or stand? Neil!
What do you call an honest man? Frank!
What do you call a man who acts like a spider? Webster!
What do you call a man on the freeway? Otto!
What do you call a man who is about to have a baby boy? Wilson!
What do you call a man who is growing smaller by the day? Wayne!
What do you call a man who is standing on a bush? Barry!
What do you call a man who is taking a loan? Owen!
What do you call a man who builds bridges? Archie!
What do you call a man who is wrapped around your leg? Gene!
What do you call a useless man? Claude!
What do you call a man who is too sick to work today? Colin!
Thanks for reading! If you have some more, let us know in the comments section below!
Lee Cox is an experienced humor writer and a stand-up comedian who completed his Psychology degree at Western Washington University. He performed stand-up comedy for almost four years during when he opened for internationally touring comedians like Tig Notaro and Kyle Kinane. Lee Cox successfully marketed his own shows all over the Pacific Northwest and was also the first alternate for the Seattle International Comedy Competition held in the year 2018. He loves comedy writing and has been doing that for the past many years.